once like four years ago I forgot what wisdom teeth were called so I referred to them as my knowledge teeth and my best friend got her wisdom teeth out today and she said “I’m glad I finally got my knowledge teeth out” and the fact that she can make fun of me for something that happened four years ago assures me that this is real
why do people reblog posts like this like wheres the humor do you get it from the fat guy? “haha lol look at that fat guy that thinks hes so cool with a ninja sword” is that what you think is fucking funny about this? why do you all have some kind of mindset that youre somehow better then this kid like he obviously gets alot of enjoyment and pride from doing that so where do you get off making fun of him on the internet you fucking pricks
nah man this is sick. he fuckin stabs it then he slices it in half?? he’s got strong fuckin arms do you know how heavy swords are???
and to be able to fucking slice a jug? that’s pretty hard plastic and you gotta keep those swords really sharp in order to do that
but also. arm power behind stabbing. wow. seriously. that’s very difficult with those swords
also, you have to imagine the quickness with which he has to cut through it - otherwise it will fall off the table. He’s able to keep it balanced which is cool as heck
complete stranger #1 said “your new short hair looks so good! I bet it feels great to have less hair in this humidity, huh?”
complete stranger #2 said “I’m not into short hair girls but I’d fuck you baby”
guess which one is an actual fucking compliment and which one came out of the mouth of a literal pile of horseshit
but if it was a complete stranger how did he know the short hair was new?
Everyone should start doing this
Reblog for good grades
Worth a shot.
My professor actually recommended this!
And if you find an article which you want to use, but all you get is the abstract and not the full article, go on Ask a Librarian and tell them what you need, give them the DOI of that specific article you found, and they can find you that article online FOR FREE
and when citing, don’t use Easybib for APA, but use Bibme because on Easybib you gotta pay for everything not MLA.
Go on Ask a Librarian to help you with loads of shit. Like databases. Databases are hella. Use the super common ones like EBSCO, and Gale, and shit like that like take advantage of that if you have a lunar at card for your county, check on the library website for databases. Use those for research in school!
Also make sure that the the article or whatever you’re using is peer reviewed if you want it to be scholarly, because if it’s not then it’s only academic and not scholarly. Common mistake made.
And if you DO use a website, make sure that it’s actually reliable. Not all .org or .edu are reliable. There are some .com which are reliable, but not all. Dig into it, find out what’s good. Check who wrote the shit. Check their credentials. If you can’t find any, probably shouldn’t use that site. Remember, you are hardly ever gonna find scholarly websites (idk if they exist. P sure they do), but academic is possible.
Check the sources. Find better resources. Better resources=better work produced from you. Better research skills.
i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
Essex social services obtained a High Court order against the woman that allowed her to be forcibly sedated and her child to be taken from her womb.
The council said it was acting in the best interests of the woman, an Italian who was in Britain on a work trip, because she had suffered a mental breakdown.
If you are not absolutely terrified and outraged by this you are wrong. The precedent this sets put every person on earth in danger.
oh my god read the article this is FUCKING HORRIFIC. she got back on her bipolar disorder medication and is in recovery but they won’t give her her child back “because of the risk she might relapse”. What you’re fucking saying with that is that mentally ill people shouldn’t even be allowed children even if they’re safe and well *just in case*, that we’re a permanent threat to ourselves and others even when we’re in treatment and recovery and living a stable life. I am FUCKING LIVID
Over a fucking panic attack. I’m fucking serious, all of this over a single panic attack. They took her baby in the most horrific way possible because she had a fucking panic attack.
From the Article:
She suffered a panic attack, which her relations believe was due to her failure to take regular medication for an existing bipolar condition.
It’s worth noting, that it’s very common for people on psychiatric medication to go off of their meds if they become pregnant, because of risk of side effects.
I bolded the above. I wanted there to be no one to think that she was being irresponsible for not haven taken her meds regularly. She did it for good reason, for the health of her own baby. And she got punished for it.
i fucking cant
So she did what was best for her kid, has ONE SINGLE PANIC ATTACK WHICH IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE WHETHER THEY HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS OR NOT and decide that they can literally violate her body in a horrific manner and take her kid away. But she’s the dangerous one.
Terribly sad. I hope this gets worked out in her benefit.
I can’t even imagine how terrifyingly awful that situation had to have been. Forcing a woman, against her will, to undergo sedation and then waking up in pain, without the fetus you’ve been carrying for 9 months? That’s beyond the pale. How much do the rights of an unborn fetus circumvent the rights of a full-grown adult? How much do we have to other the mentally ill, treating them (us) as less than human? She was literally treated like a breeding animal, with no cause of concern for her safety, mental health or well-being. Fuck. Fuck.
This is literally the stuff that horror movies are made of.
When K was relating this story to me, I couldn’t believe it until I read the article for myself. Have we really gotten to the point that a woman who, even just from the stress of being pregnant, has a panic attack can legally have her baby ripped out of her body and be thrown into a mental institution? Did we slip back into the 19th century, because I don’t recall any horse-drawn buggies going by outside.
This is why we need mental health reform. This is why we need women’s rights. This is why we need to treat fellow humans like fucking humans, not livestock to be cast aside when they seem a little “off.”